Happy J Anniversary

To Julie, on our very first concrete anniversary, although we have been celebrating for the past nine years.

Despite my efforts to come up with something amazing to do for you this year, something that would blow the frikken earwax out of your ears, I have decided that the best thing I can give you are my true words. I suppose I have never verbalized what you mean to me because, to me, it's sappy and uncomfortable. But, on this day, I want to put that aside and finally state on the world wide web and to our many fans reading this blog (god knows how many people stalk our blog! but really, how can we blame them?) how much I value you and our friendship. Life's too short to not say exactly what you mean, so here it goes.

Thank you for what we have become and what we will be in the future. You have been more than I could have asked for in a best friend. You're the funniest, happiest, most beautiful, unconventionally caring person I know. Yes, you come with a hint of sass. I am SO proud to introduce you to other people because I know friends like you are hard to find and that NO ONE has a best friend that is even close to the one I have. You have greatly influenced me in my take on life and have helped me become the person that I am. For that, I am grateful beyond words. I have absolutely no doubt that I want you in my life until the end of the end. I am so lucky to have met you, Julie Chen, and thas da truth.

Happy Anniversary!